Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the MOOvies.

What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A Walkie Talkie

Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy.



A joke:
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a
frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for
almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy
walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not next to
him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes
later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.

The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.

The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here
only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word
you're saying."

The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to
keep the worms warm!"

Frog Jokes

What happens to frogs when they break down?
They get toad away.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.

What did the choking frog say to the other frog?
I must have a person in my throat.